Hilarious Short Jokes

Jokes are something that we all can enjoy no matter how much of a mood we are in. They grant us the opportunity we demand to put a smile on our face and attempt to think about something other then how much we really could do without our boss or those bills that won't go away at the house. Even if we are in a good mood they have the power to make us feel even better then before. It’s time to share a few great jokes so you can give them to others.

Snail Walk

A snail walked inside a bar. The barman didn’t permit snails to order from him and kicked him out. A year went by and the exact same snail came back into the bar. He slipped up to the barman and asked him, “Why did you do that?”

Definition Of An Idiot

A son goes up to his father and asks him to define what an idiot is. His father says, “An idiot is somebody who is attempting to explain thoughts to somebody in a way that is long and dull and does not make any sense to anyone. Do you understand?” The son looks back in confusion and says, “No!”

One Day To Live

A man gets a phone call from his doctor who tells him that he has good and bad news to give to him.
“What is the great news,” asks the man.
“You have 24 hours to live!”
“Oh no! Then what is the bad news?”
“I forgot to call and tell you yesterday.”

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